I’m writing this off the back of something someone who followed me on Twitter has written in his profile description. It says “waiting for Britain to be Great again”.
I cannot tell you how many times people have said to me upon finding out that I am a Kiwi, “why on earth would you live here, you must be mad?” Those are British people talking about their own country, that’s very sad. Most of the people who say that haven’t even been to New Zealand, they just feel their own country has gone to the dogs, is not as good as it once was, was never any good, or all of those. A quick glance at the substantial British expatriate communities abroad will tell you that there are many people fleeing Britain for a better life overseas. Well I have a view on that.
I am from the best alternative to Britain if you don’t like it here but don’t want too much ‘foreign’ and I choose to live here instead. I could go home tomorrow but I may never return to New Zealand because here in Great Britain is better, for me, for now. Who know’s what the future holds.
Before we look at why here is better, let’s have a look at where a Brit might move to if they don’t fancy learning another language. You have New Zealand, Australia, Canada or the USA. All are unsatisfactory. If you are happy to learn another language and all that entails you have a number of options open to you. Spain if you are a retired taxi driver or France if you have more money and sense than people who move to Spain. I’m not going to do a global examination of expat options because you will fall asleep. This is about Britain, eventually
I am at a complete loss as to why so many Brits head for Australia. Australia is mocked across the world for being a cultural desert and devoid of any sort of civilisation. There is good reason for this. Their best known exports are a tiny pop singer, a cross dressing comedian, a suburban soap series, some poor quality lager and Crocodile Dundee. This is before we even start on the fact that everything that walks, crawls, flies, slithers or swims in Australia, bites you. They are almost all venomous or even deadly. Australia has a lot of sunshine though which is actually its only redeeming feature.
If you are British, the Aussies actually do not like you very much. They think you are soft and also they think your grandads killed their grandads in the First World War by being pommy Generals who sent the ‘diggers’ to their deaths through poor decision making. They will remind you of this often. I’m not making this up. You will never encounter a more widely embraced national chip on each shoulder than the ones the Australians carry. You could not pay me to live in Australia.
Canada is nice but very large and mostly flat. Despite being enormous you can only use a little bit of it given so much is covered in ice in the winter. Also when you walk your dog you will probably be eaten by a bear. There is nothing on TV except Ice Hockey. Canada never features in any news story overseas for a reason. There is nothing happening there.
The USA is somewhere you could live if you like things American. This novelty wears off most Brits very quickly though. It’s just all too much after a while as will you be after being served five times the food you need at every meal. The British and the Americans are different on a fundamental level.
New Zealand? Well yes it’s very beautiful and the people are mostly very nice. The climate is agreeable and everything works in a way familiar to the Brits. There is no getting away from the fact that it is the other side of the world and none of your friends or family will ever come and see you. You will find out when you are there that coming back to the UK is a massive investment in time and treasure. So stay here instead
The chap who bemoaned the no longer Great Britain is wishing for something impossible. Time has marched on. Once upon a time Great Britain ruled the greatest Empire the world has ever known. We don’t live in those sorts of times anymore. So we have to live a different way. People in former colonies want, quite rightly, to run their own affairs. So they must be allowed to do so regardless of how good a fist they make of it. But look at the Infrastructure the British have left them!
I watched a presenter chap on TV recently in a program called ‘Empire’ or something. I got so angry as I watched it as this chap clearly hates his country and his heritage. He travelled the world interviewing some local people in former British colonies, you know, countries like India, Australia, Kenya and so on. I was angry because as this man collared some local, often in front of some magnificent Colonial building, he would demand that they agreed they were ‘furious’ at how the Empire had exploited their ancestors. It was an embarrassment. He was far more furious than they who seemed quite happy to be talking to a British television show. Yes those in charge of running the British Empire had a lot to answer for in many respects and some rum characters made some fortunes off the back of the local labour force and populace. But that was what happened in history. We don’t do that sort of thing or live that way anymore. The locals in the former colonies now just do it to each other instead. What the days of Empire left was a legacy of massive infrastructure, rule of law, justice and enterprise. I don’t hear many Indians saying they won’t watch or play cricket because it smacks of colonial injustice and exploitation. I could use a number of similar examples but you get my drift.
Britain has many faults as does every other country, the problems here are far less than most nations face. The people decrying things like uncontrolled immigration should just stop reading the Daily Mail. We have moderate taxes, a free health service. A huge transport network. Easy access to everywhere else in the world from the huge number of airports, rail stations and ferry terminals. In Britain you can easily get anything you want and you’ll see anything you need to. The Government are chumps, of course but since when and where in the world are they not?
There are socialists in the country who wish Great Britain to become a republic and to have the Monarch removed as the Head of State. They would have in the Queens place a President or some such thing. I know of few tourists who would save up or bother to travel across the world to see the trappings of a President of Great Britain. Her Majesty the Queen and the British Royal family though, is quite another story. That’s what people want to come and see. They want to see pomp and circumstance in action. A president wears a suit, a King or Queen wears stuff that will get put in a museum when they have finished with it. A President has to spend millions denouncing other people who wish to be elected President. The most ruthless and power-hungry rogue will win and become President. The Monarch is born to the role of Head of State and spends a lifetime learning how to go about it. Also no Prince Charming of any fairy tale ever fought against all the odds to save a Presidents daughter. Moving on.
The other day I got off a Red bus at Tottenham Court Road and decided to walk to my train station to get home from my meetings in London as it was a nice day. My walk went like this. Through Soho which is about the coolest place and community in any city in the world. I emerged at Shaftesbury Avenue, in the ‘Theatre District’ One of the greatest collections of show venues in the world. From here I walked to Piccadilly Circus which needs no introduction. Down Haymarket, to Trafalgar Square. From there I could see Admiralty Arch and the Mall leading down to Buckingham Palace. I headed down Northumberland Avenue to the Victoria Embankment. Here I could see Big Ben. I crossed the River Thames using the Millennium Footbridge and enjoyed the views up and down the river. I could see the Palace of Westminster and the London Eye. On the other side of the river I walked down the South Bank, past the Royal Festival Hall to London Waterloo Station. I challenge anyone to come up with a more interesting, varied and historically rich yet also safe short walk in any city, anywhere. At any point on that walk I could have quickly popped to any number of excellent pubs, bars or restaurants for pretty much anything I chose to eat or drink to suit any budget.
There may be economies in other countries overtaking Britain’s. That doesn’t actually matter. The general public in most countries with access to learning would love to visit Britain and many millions do, and they love it. The worlds new wealthy are falling over themselves to get their kids into British Schools and Universities. To buy British things in British shops. The British ‘do things properly’ The British sense of fair play is respected and emulated the world over. Britain punches far above her weight on the world stage, not because of some historic empire but because of what she contributes now. London is one of the world’s greatest financial centres, because of all the things London offers over and above the silly money stuff. The British are still a world power because they wrote the rules people have to play by. The British are still who the worlds newly moneyed people look to when they have to learn how to behave in polite society. The British are the ones who wrote the rule book on decorum and manners. Even if there are a big bunch of the young who have forgotten what that is about.
You as the British person in the street might think. “But what has all this to do with me? I don’t live in London and I don’t have any money”. Well neither do I and I’m not even British. You should be immensely proud of your country, not castigate it for the minor flaws. Look around you. Not far from where you are now is something amazing and historic. Or even just a lovely vista of a green and pleasant land. I drive around the UK an awful lot and I don’t have to go far before I encounter another scene from a chocolate box or a fairy tale or a slice of great historical significance It’s great here and remember I don’t come from some third world country looking for a better life. I’m from the greatest little country on earth and I would still rather live here, in Great Britain, for now.
Finally, if you want to know why I like living here rather than New Zealand. Here is why
Why I choose to live in England
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I love patriotism Sandy. Thanks for making it clear. x
Thanks! I feel sad for people who deride their own country
Sandy, You are type of immigrant we need but fail to appreciate. just like my wife, a Filipino, who is a nationalist, loves the Queen and can’t undestand why the Brits are so negative.
But negativity is the enduring feature of the Brits. That’s why the Aussies call us whinging poms. After all, if we have nothing to whinge about we will whinge about that!.
Stop your whinging about whinging, you whinger. Seriously though I think in that respect though you are a bit like we Kiwi’s, dont like to get boastful or be too showy, quietly without fuss is the way. Unlike the Aussies who are rambunctious and rowdy.
True. Sent from the Godalming library where I am trying to complete an article on Asia. Nice distraction, almost done, should be on the editors desk in Hong kong tomorrow morning. Now I think I’ll go and have a beer.
It’s good weather for beer.
Aussies: Yanks of the pacific.
Don’t get me started. 🙂
Spot on, Sandy. And I can say ditto to everything you say here, being a dual UK/US citizen (soon to be ex-US citizen thanks to batsh** crazy American exceptionalism.)
What? You can’t have both? Thats a bit crap
I can be both but it’s expensive to be an American outside the US. We have to comply with a load of complex tax law because our worldwide income is taxable. I do get a tax-free allowance up to about £65k, but pretty much anything above that effectively gets taxed at 75% (40 for UK and 35 for US).
Any tax free investments here in the UK are taxable in the US, and because I don’t have a residence in the US, I can’t do tax-free investments there.
And a law is about to come into effect called FATCA which will pretty much mean that the most Americans can do abroad financially (without a cadre of lawyers) is have a current account.
The current laws + this new one mean I will need a US tax attorney to help me file in excess of 60 pages of form to tell the US that I owe no money. Each mistake on one form = a $10k fine. That’s why I would have to pay an attorney north of $1000 to do it for me.
When my business has a year like the past one, where I went 7 months without work, I can’t afford to remain a US citizen. By this time next week, I will be an ex-American. Which is sad for me; I spent 6 years serving in the US Navy and grew up as a Navy brat. But then, the USA I grew up in wouldn’t have done this to its citizens abroad of limited means. Or perhaps I was naive and my patriotism was misplaced.
Thats seriously crap. You should write about this stuff. Do people know they do that to their own citizens abroad?
It’s actually a bi-partisan issue: to Democrats we are rich bastards who aren’t paying our fair share. ToRepublicans, we are unpatriotic internationalists turning our backs on the USA. And as absentee ballots only get counted when the race is close, we are easy pickings.
This is actually at the heart of the Eduardo Saverin issue. Although theissue has been about tax avoidance, even rich guys have to pay an exit tax on the value of their estate as if it were cash on the day of renunciation. FATCA will see the amount of renunciants increase over the next few years.
Get the bunting out, Sandy’s about!
I’m with you Sandy, but then I wasn’t born here either. I think everyone should go live somewhere else for a bit, then come back and say it’s not so bad here.
I have always been made to feel very welcome in Great Britain, and almost no-one mentions the colonies anymore.
We should talk more of the colonies. Look at the USA its always in the news, good to see a bit of a success story in the ex colonies
Everyone should have a Sandy in their life, in fact I think you should come and move in with me as I need you to remind me regularly why Britain is still Great. I have lived overseas for ten years so am qualified to give an opinion. I missed everything about my country especially the seasons. Now all I want to do is wake up every day to sunshine. I suffer from a severe case of “grass is greener” even though I know deep down that it is not.
What depresses me about Britain is not our people, they are kind and tolerant. Two family members live in Australia in separate cities, and they have both been gobsmacked at the amount of racism they encounter. Stuff that would not be tolerated over here.
” In Britain you can easily get anything you want and you’ll see anything you need to”, thats the thing you see, since my stepson and his family moved to NZ I realise what that means. They are quite limited in their choices being so far away and not having Amazon (shock horror) etc. and yet I can go online and find absolutely everything I want.
In 2005 we were set to move to the US, my husband managed to obtain a much sought after visa and everything was ready. He was diagnosed with Cancer a month before and our plans changed overnight. The health insurance costs would have crippled us.
Now if I try and think of a place I would rather live I cannot come up with a suitable country, I want wall to wall sunshine and roads that are less congested, I want a Government that will finally get tough, but I don’t think I will be going anywhere……..
Thanks so much for the wonderful detailed reply, your comments are so kind Sheila. Jen missed the seasons when we were in New Zealand. In Hawkes Bay in particular Autumn and Spring seemed very fleeting. I didn’t want to get into the rather nasty underbelly of what can make Australia really unpleasant. You’ve touched on it here and I’ll leave it at that. I’ve had the luxury of visiting most places anyone may make a choice to emigrate to. But while I would never tire of the sight of New Zealand outside an Aeroplane window and I am fiercely patriotic and proud of my country and my heritage. I would also never surrender my Kiwi Passport or citzenship. There are few more wonderful sights than flying across the fields of England on your way home from a trip away. It is most definately a green and pleasant land. There is nowhere better to live. I know. I’ve visited most and lived in the one place that you could properly argue was better. It’s different. But ultimately. life is what you personally want from it
I sincerely value your opinions and comments Sandy because yes, New Zealand, Australia, the US and Canada are ALWAYS top of the list of places where Brits want to live. I have an American friend who has lived here twenty years and I used to ask him why he chose this tiny damp island and his reply was always the same “its so close to everywhere”, He loved Europe and was constantly nipping over to Rome/Paris etc. Another plus.
At the end of the day, (I hate it when people use that overused expression) home is most definitely where the heart is. My beloved family are here and I could never entertain the thought of being away from them and This England may be a bit broken but it is MY England.